Dear friend,
Do you want to learn how to use Web 2.0 Social Media to become a millionaire overnight? How would you like to increase your Twitter followers by eleventy-billion in 3.68 seconds? Do you want to use Twitter to make a gazillion dollars through affiliate marketing and multi-level marketing schemes? Do you use the term "Twitter Coach" to describe yourself?

Great news! You're well on your way to becoming a Social Media DouchebagTM already!

Since I have an active PayPal link up, I thought it wise to include a disclaimer in the off-chance someone actually uses it.

If you send me any money via PayPal, understand that you are not purchasing anything. Any money you send is merely a donation for bringing a smile to your face, in return for all the hard work spent writing the copy for this ridiculous website.

If you try to sue me for not delivering what was advertised, know that I will counter-sue you for being a tool.

Furthermore, if you had actually, for even a moment, considered that this site might be real, or worse yet that the kind of sites it mocks might possibly be a good idea, you should pay me for privately humiliating you into thinking better of it, before you were publicly ridiculed and possibly fired for coming up with such a stupid idea. You're welcome.

If you'd still like to kick in a few bucks, go ahead and click on the link below. If not, that's okay too. I had a blast making it, and making fun of all of the social media douchebags out there. Your laughter is payment enough. If you're interested, check out the notes page that details some of the creation process, and gives a shout-out to my Twitter followers who helped me make it.

If you have any comments, good or bad, feel free to drop me a note on Twitter by sending an @reply to @snipeyhead.